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TEIGHLOR IS DA BOMB YO

Chances are that I don't know and I definitely don't care.

Don't be so quick to judge people, because alot of times it will come back and screw you over.

E.Co:
-"Oh what a night! Late June two-one, back in two oh-oh three."
-"What happened?" "Nothing happened." "Exactly."
-"Now that we're hardened criminals, I feel like... killing someone!" "No! We can't kill anyone!" "What about J. Lo?" "Oh, in that case, it's fine."
-"Now THAT'S the SHINDIG!"
-"TIKI!!!"

Laura:
-"Being blond is like a religious experience... God, talks to us through our blond hair. You know like the burning bush??? WAIT!!! MOSES WAS A BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Portner:
-Stephie P. 'n da Homie G.
-"Qmorka pmorie nmoshqu!" = Damn Americans! (Also, a greeting as in hello and/or goodbye) Guess we're just in denial...
-"Shebivrengen lashmika Britney Spears" = Britney Spears is an amazingly hott whore